Clever Dating Headline Needed!

This one is a little different. I don't need a website name, but instead a dating headline. I used this site for my website and it was awesome. Now if I can use the power of your creative minds for this then I'm set! About me: my name is Dave, and apparently I'm not very clever. I'm 29 and live in Arizona. I love the outdoors; rock climbing, surfing, jumping, running, anything. I love books and wanted to play off of that but, "Hardy boy seeks Nancy Drew for night of mystery" was taken. I am looking for someone spontaneous, smart, funny, attractive, and outdoorsy (who isn't looking for these things, I know). I like throwing rocks in my friends pack before hiking, wipe my glasses on their shirt when they're not looking, and hit golf balls off cliffs. I love dogs, coffee, craft beer, and frisbee. Hopefully, this gives you a little bit to work with. Oh, and I have red hair.